It would be nice if after all these years we finally each had real lightsabers. Pathetically, despite that the first movie came out a touch over 30 years ago, scientists still haven’t managed to do that. They’re far too busy creating studies on how the internet is damaging our brains or corrupting the youth. Well since we can’t carry real lightsabers, you might as well carry a small toy one that has one almost practical function.

You can use this lightsaber to point out all kinds of key points during a presentation. As well as blind an opponent if you’re just dying to get sued. If it were a real lightsaber they’d be far too terrified to sue you for cutting off any of their less necessary limbs. Luckily, despite that these are incredibly awesome, they aren’t going to cost you a fortune. You can pick up both the Maul and Vader version for $14.99 a piece.