Kenny G, John Tesh and Yanni have all proven that you can be a band nerd and still get hot chicks. All you have to do is grow your hair to your shoulders, comb it until it looks like a unicorn's mane and grow a mustache if you're capable or growing a thick Yanni mustache. After that all you have to do is play your instrument in public, wear leather pants and cover yourself in grizzly bear urine and the women will instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano